Red Quote #292
Quote from Red in Kitty's Birthday (Is That Today?!)
Eric: Oh, my God. She didn't even look at us. [sighs] I don't think I've ever seen Mom so mad. Have you?
Red: Not since she stopped drinking.
Eric: What?
Red: Nothing. [clears throat] Look, obviously your mother's very upset about something. And desperate times call for desperate measures. For the last 10 years, she's been asking us to do something and every time we say no. Because what she wants is the most horrible thing in the world.
Eric: I won't do it.
Red: Oh, you will do it. And you will like it!
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Kitty's Birthday (Is That Today?!)’ Quotes
Quote from Jackie
Hyde: What are you doing back there, Fez?
Fez: I- I was- I was just showing Caroline the back of my new car and my tongue.
Kelso: Fez, this isn't your car.
Jackie: Yeah. Foreigners can't drive here unless it's a cab.
Quote from Fez
Fez: I don't ever have to worry about forgetting Caroline's birthday. She wrote it on my arm with permanent marker. Isn't she sweet?
Hyde: More like psycho.
Fez: What are you doing calling my girlfriend psycho?
Hyde: Oh, I'm sorry, Fez, did I say psycho? I meant nut bag, head case, wackadoo. She chokes herself, man.
Fez: Well, Hyde, maybe- Maybe you should- Maybe you should choke yourself! Good day.
Hyde: Fez.
Fez: I said good day!
Quote from Kelso
Hyde: Wait a second. You're too mature to go cruising with me, but you go to the mall with Jackie?
Kelso: Yeah. It's this new thing we're trying, man. We're friends. See, I did some reflecting, and I realized that Jackie is the only girl I want to be with.
Eric: Today?
Kelso: No, every day. See, we were meant to be together. She just doesn't know it yet. Yeah, but I have a plan.
Donna: Oh, no.
Kelso: Oh, yeah. See, she wants to be just friends, right? Okay, so I'll be her friend. But what she doesn't realize is that I'm also a boy. Yeah, and sooner or later, friend is gonna lead down the path to boy. And then I'll be her friend-boy.