Hyde: Wait a second. You're too mature to go cruising with me, but you go to the mall with Jackie?
Kelso: Yeah. It's this new thing we're trying, man. We're friends. See, I did some reflecting, and I realized that Jackie is the only girl I want to be with.
Eric: Today?
Kelso: No, every day. See, we were meant to be together. She just doesn't know it yet. Yeah, but I have a plan.
Donna: Oh, no.
Kelso: Oh, yeah. See, she wants to be just friends, right? Okay, so I'll be her friend. But what she doesn't realize is that I'm also a boy. Yeah, and sooner or later, friend is gonna lead down the path to boy. And then I'll be her friend-boy.