Eric: Oh, my God. She didn't even look at us. [sighs] I don't think I've ever seen Mom so mad. Have you?
Red: Not since she stopped drinking.
Eric: What?
Red: Nothing. [clears throat] Look, obviously your mother's very upset about something. And desperate times call for desperate measures. For the last 10 years, she's been asking us to do something and every time we say no. Because what she wants is the most horrible thing in the world.
Eric: I won't do it.
Red: Oh, you will do it. And you will like it!