Donna Quote #178
Quote from Donna in Radio Daze
Jerry Thunder: [on radio] This is Jerry Thunder comin' at you on The Sound. And we got Alice Cooper droppin' by any minute and it is going to be wild!
[fantasy:]
Jerry Thunder: This is Jerry Thunder. [thunderclap] Comin' your way on The Sound, where we are enjoying lots of sex, drugs and rock and roll. Am I right, Hot Donna?
Donna: You sure are, Jerry Thunder. Radio people are the coolest.
Jerry Thunder: That's right. That's why you want to have sex with us all.
Donna: I really do! Hey, everybody, it's Alice Cooper.
Alice Cooper: Hey, Hot Donna. Heard about you at the last big rock star meeting. Hey, Ted Nugent and I were wondering, did you ever break up with that loser boyfriend of yours?
Donna: Not yet, Alice Cooper. Here's my loser boyfriend right now.
Eric: Hey, Donna. Are you ready to go to the Price Mart ball?
Donna: You hear that, everybody? The Price Mart ball. [all laugh]
Alice Cooper: Hey, I got an idea. Why don't we feed your skinny boyfriend to the snake?
Donna: Okay.
[reality:]
Eric: [turns off radio] Damn you, Alice Cooper.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Radio Daze’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Red: Oh, Gilligan screwed it up. He always screws it up. Why don't they just kill him?
Kitty: I don't think you're really mad at Gilligan, Red. Admit it. You feel guilty about what happened to Earl.
Red: This has nothing to do with Earl. The professor worked on that coconut radio for three months. Now how the hell are they gonna get off that island?
Kitty: Oh. Well, then I guess I was wrong. I don't know why I questioned you.
Red: And I'll tell you... something's going on with that Skipper. You don't get that fat eating coconuts.
Quote from Kelso
Kelso: Yeah, life just hasn't been the same since I lost the van. You know, it's hard to get chicks when you don't have wheels. I mean, sometimes a killer bod just isn't enough.
Leo: Amen to that, brother. Okay, I'll sell the El Camino to you for 500 bucks.
Kelso: 400.
Leo: 600.
Kelso: 700. No, uh, tat's the wrong way. Um... Uh... 500.
Leo: No. 500.
Kelso: Sold.
Both: Sucker.
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: So how are things with you and [low-pitched] Hot Donna?
Eric: Well, if you heard about Hot Donna then you heard that I'm not her boyfriend. The whole world heard that. Well, people in Canada heard it.
Kitty: Oh, honey, Canadians don't matter.