Jerry Thunder: [on radio] This is Jerry Thunder comin' at you on The Sound. And we got Alice Cooper droppin' by any minute and it is going to be wild!
[fantasy:]
Jerry Thunder: This is Jerry Thunder. [thunderclap] Comin' your way on The Sound, where we are enjoying lots of sex, drugs and rock and roll. Am I right, Hot Donna?
Donna: You sure are, Jerry Thunder. Radio people are the coolest.
Jerry Thunder: That's right. That's why you want to have sex with us all.
Donna: I really do! Hey, everybody, it's Alice Cooper.
Alice Cooper: Hey, Hot Donna. Heard about you at the last big rock star meeting. Hey, Ted Nugent and I were wondering, did you ever break up with that loser boyfriend of yours?
Donna: Not yet, Alice Cooper. Here's my loser boyfriend right now.
Eric: Hey, Donna. Are you ready to go to the Price Mart ball?
Donna: You hear that, everybody? The Price Mart ball. [all laugh]
Alice Cooper: Hey, I got an idea. Why don't we feed your skinny boyfriend to the snake?
Donna: Okay.
[reality:]
Eric: [turns off radio] Damn you, Alice Cooper.