Kelso Quote #194
Quote from Kelso in Too Old to Trick or Treat, Too Young to Die
Kelso: [doorbell rings] Oh, kick back. I'll get it.
Red: No, it's the paperboy. [ringing continues]
Kelso: Well, Mr. Forman, you have to answer the door.
Red: Look, I forgot to pay him for the last couple of weeks and I didn't pick up any cash, so, just ignore him.
Kelso: Red, I don't think you understand, okay? I- I can't let a doorbell go unanswered. [ringing continues]
Red: Don't answer the damn door.
Kelso: I gotta.
Red: Don't.
Kelso: But I gotta.
Red: All right. Fine. You pay him, kettlehead. [exits]
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Too Old to Trick or Treat, Too Young to Die’ Quotes
Quote from Jackie
Donna: No, Eric, I meant maybe there's something, you know, we could do... together.
Eric: [snorts] I doubt it.
Kelso: Oh! That is a burn.
Donna: Wait. What?
Eric: No, I- No, I didn't- I didn't mean it like that.
Jackie: Nope, sorry, Eric, that was a burn. And what's burnt is burnt. And what's burnt is Donna.
Quote from Fez
Donna: Fez, what the hell are you doing?
Kelso: Yeah, I don't know if you know this but you're dressed like a girl. And not a nice girl.
Fez: Kelso, you spilled juice all over your shirt. You look stupid.
Eric: Yeah. Hey, Kelso, while you're over there, would you please, please toss Fez a pair of pants?
Donna: Or at least a skirt.
Fez: No, I am Dr. Frank-N-Furter from The Rocky Horror Picture Show. You know, my Bible-thumping host parents were really upset about my rock-hard ass.
Donna: Fez, put it away or take it outside.
Quote from Eric
Kelso: I gotta go to this stupid Halloween party with Laurie's stupid friends. Not only do I have to wear a suit but all of her guy friends act like they've done it with her before.
Eric: Uh, Kelso...
Hyde: Leave it.