Red Quote #223
Quote from Red in Reefer Madness
Red: Um, Steven, wait. You can stay.
Hyde: Cool.
Kitty: Wait, wait, wait. Wait. That's it? Isn't there anything else you would like to say to this brave and noble young man?
Red: [sighs] You're right, Kitty. Dumbass! Do you realize that you put your entire future at risk? Now, I myself... [time lapse] What kind of a moron would go and take the fall for some little... Crying and crying and crying. And when she's upset, I'm upset. ... And the next thing you know, I had to have tea with that greasy old hippie. And now I have hippie stink on my couch. ... Let me tell you something else. If you ever do anything like that again, I will kick your ass so hard your nose will bleed!
Kitty: And we love you.
Features in the collection: Red Forman: Dumbass Quotes.
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‘Red Forman: Dumbass Quotes’
Quote from Red in The Battle of Evermore
Red: So, I guess this is the way an immature, engaged, high school dumbass with no car, no job and no money trims the hedges.
Hyde: That was like eight burns in one sentence.
Donna: An octo-burn. Let's get the hell out of here.
Quote from Red in Sally Simpson
Red: You think my problem is my own son? My son is a fine young man.
Eric: Wow, Dad, you don't have...
Red: Shut up, dumbass. You know less about my family than you do about football! Which isn't saying much, since you dropped every pass that came near you! And let me tell you something else. When a real Packer hurts his leg, he stuffs his kneecap back in and keeps on running!
Eric: That's what this little mushroom would have done.
‘Reefer Madness’ Quotes
Quote from Fez
Hyde: Look, Forman. I appreciate what you're trying to do, you know? But you getting into trouble is not going to help me get out of trouble, okay? Okay?
Eric: Okay.
Hyde: Okay. Everybody just stop worrying, all right? I'll be fine.
Fez: Yes. It will be good for you in the FotoHut. Maybe you will develop some character. [laughs] Get it? Develop? [laughs] Oh, fine. I guess I'm not funny. Kiss my brown ass.
Quote from Red
Red: No! I don't want to talk about Steven! Subject closed.
Kitty: Red.
Red: For God's sakes, Kitty. We took him into our home. We treated him like our own son.
Eric: You treat him better than your own son.
Red: I'll tell you one thing. I'm not bailing him out. He can rot in that jail, for all I care.
Eric: Actually, uh, they already let him out. Gave him probation.
Red: Probation? Well, isn't that just ducky? You know how they treat their criminals in Russia? First offense, five years in Siberia. Second offense, 10 years. Believe you me, there is no third offense.
Kitty: Unless the criminal likes to make snow angels. [laughs]
Quote from Leo
Leo: Hey, man, you missed your shift at the Fotohut. You better have a damn good excuse.
Hyde: I got busted.
Leo: Damn. That's a good excuse. So what'd they get you for?
Jackie: For loving me.
Leo: [laughs] 'Cause she's, like, 14?
Hyde: I got busted for possession.
Leo: Oh, man. Join the club.
Hyde: Yeah, thanks.
Leo: No. I mean, join the club, man. We meet every Thursday. We're trying to raise money for a field trip to Amsterdam.