Eric Quote #275
Quote from Eric in Holy Crap!
Eric: Mom!
Kitty: Eric, Laurie, get ready for church.
Laurie: Wait a second. I thought you said it was our choice.
Kitty: Well, when you choose to go, it'll be your choice. Coming on to the youth minister? You need church.
Eric: Mom, why are you doing this?
Kitty: I don't have to have a reason. It's right, I'm your mother, now move.
Eric: But it's not fair. I mean, why do we have to go to church? I mean... Dad doesn't go.
Kitty: Aha! Aha, aha, aha, aha! [laughs] Come on, everybody, the Formans are going to church!
Red: You had to throw me under the bus with you, didn't you? Well, nice going, Eric.
Laurie: Yeah. Nice going. Now I have to put on a bra.
Eric: God hates me.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Holy Crap!’ Quotes
Quote from Hyde
Laurie: What about Hyde? I mean, he doesn't have to go.
Hyde: While I respect the Judeo-Christian ethic, as well as the Eastern philosophies and, of course, the teachings of Muhammad, I find that organized religions have corrupted those beliefs to justify countless atrocities throughout history. Were I to attend church, I'd be a hypocrite.
Quote from Bob
Bob: Hey, Kitty, the Pinciottis are all here. Where's the rest of team Forman?
Kitty: Oh, I'm all alone today.
Midge: All alone? Ick! That's just embarrassing.
Bob: Well, that's a shame. Because if there's anyone who has some confessing to do, it's that dirty, dirty son of yours.
Quote from Red
Eric: Hey, how about you? How come you never have to go?
Red: Eric, God and I had a heart to heart while I watched my destroyer go down in the South Pacific. We're real good. You're not. Go.