Eric: Mom!
Kitty: Eric, Laurie, get ready for church.
Laurie: Wait a second. I thought you said it was our choice.
Kitty: Well, when you choose to go, it'll be your choice. Coming on to the youth minister? You need church.
Eric: Mom, why are you doing this?
Kitty: I don't have to have a reason. It's right, I'm your mother, now move.
Eric: But it's not fair. I mean, why do we have to go to church? I mean... Dad doesn't go.
Kitty: Aha! Aha, aha, aha, aha! [laughs] Come on, everybody, the Formans are going to church!
Red: You had to throw me under the bus with you, didn't you? Well, nice going, Eric.
Laurie: Yeah. Nice going. Now I have to put on a bra.
Eric: God hates me.