Eric Quote #262
Quote from Eric in Kiss of Death
Eric: So... Uh... That casserole there is a seven-layer. Of course, uh, two of those layers are peas, and I really should've told you right away about your cat, but it's a pretty good casserole. There's ham in it.
Donna: Look, Eric, I know you didn't want to hurt me, and I understand that. It's just we've gotta be honest with each other. I mean, especially now that we've... You know... We've... You know? [Eric blushes] 'Cause I just don't want to end up like Jackie and Kelso.
Eric: No, no. I don't think we're gonna end up like Jackie and Kelso. I mean, I lied out of the goodness of my heart.
Donna: It's still a lie, Eric.
Eric: Yeah. You're right. I'm sorry, Donna, about everything.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Kiss of Death’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Red: You know, it's amazing how you always manage to pull the car right up to the garage, but not actually into it.
Eric: Yup. Takes a keen eye and a sure foot.
Red: How would you like your keen eye to watch my sure foot kick your smart ass?
Quote from Jackie
Jackie: Donna, we're supposed to be friends. Would it have killed you to say, "I know you love him, but Michael's a jerk"?
Donna: Jackie, I think my exact words were, "I know you love him, but Michael's a jerk." So... have you seen Kelso since...?
Jackie: No. I mean, he's a liar and a cheater. Ugh, maybe that's how all guys are.
Donna: I know how you feel. Like, it's bad enough what Eric did to Mr. Bonkers. Then he lied to me.
Jackie: Yeah. Eric put off telling you something because he didn't want to hurt you. Whoo! That is so much worse than cheating on you with another woman. Oh, wait. No, it's not!
Donna: Oh. Wow. I guess Eric was just trying to be nice. Maybe I'm overreacting.
Jackie: Look. Let me tell you something, Donna. Until goody-goody Eric cheats on you with your stupid dead cat, I suggest you shut up.
Quote from Fez
Fez: If I was stranded on a desert island with only one form of cheese, no question, it would have to be the puff.