Jackie Quote #122
Quote from Jackie in Kiss of Death
Kelso: All right. Jackie, I've done some terrible and stupid things. Too many to even list.
Hyde: Oh, hey, give it a shit, man. I'll fill in the blanks.
Donna: Hyde.
Kelso: All right, but I'm done making excuses. And all I can say is... Is that I'm sorry and I love you. And I will do whatever I can, every day from now on, so that you know that's true. So, will you please, please, please take me back?
Jackie: Oh, Michael. No.
Kelso: No...
Jackie: No, you know what? We're through. Forever.
Hyde: Whoa. Didn't see that comin'.
Kelso: Fine. [exits]
Jackie: So, um... [sniffles] That... That was the smartest thing I've ever done. And, um... And the best. [squeals]
[As Jackie sobs, Eric and Donna stand up to console her. She walks straight past them...]
Jackie: Oh... Hyde.
Hyde: Why does she always come to me?
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Kiss of Death’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Red: You know, it's amazing how you always manage to pull the car right up to the garage, but not actually into it.
Eric: Yup. Takes a keen eye and a sure foot.
Red: How would you like your keen eye to watch my sure foot kick your smart ass?
Quote from Jackie
Jackie: Donna, we're supposed to be friends. Would it have killed you to say, "I know you love him, but Michael's a jerk"?
Donna: Jackie, I think my exact words were, "I know you love him, but Michael's a jerk." So... have you seen Kelso since...?
Jackie: No. I mean, he's a liar and a cheater. Ugh, maybe that's how all guys are.
Donna: I know how you feel. Like, it's bad enough what Eric did to Mr. Bonkers. Then he lied to me.
Jackie: Yeah. Eric put off telling you something because he didn't want to hurt you. Whoo! That is so much worse than cheating on you with another woman. Oh, wait. No, it's not!
Donna: Oh. Wow. I guess Eric was just trying to be nice. Maybe I'm overreacting.
Jackie: Look. Let me tell you something, Donna. Until goody-goody Eric cheats on you with your stupid dead cat, I suggest you shut up.
Quote from Fez
Fez: If I was stranded on a desert island with only one form of cheese, no question, it would have to be the puff.