Kelso: All right. Jackie, I've done some terrible and stupid things. Too many to even list.
Hyde: Oh, hey, give it a shit, man. I'll fill in the blanks.
Donna: Hyde.
Kelso: All right, but I'm done making excuses. And all I can say is... Is that I'm sorry and I love you. And I will do whatever I can, every day from now on, so that you know that's true. So, will you please, please, please take me back?
Jackie: Oh, Michael. No.
Kelso: No...
Jackie: No, you know what? We're through. Forever.
Hyde: Whoa. Didn't see that comin'.
Kelso: Fine. [exits]
Jackie: So, um... [sniffles] That... That was the smartest thing I've ever done. And, um... And the best. [squeals]
[As Jackie sobs, Eric and Donna stand up to console her. She walks straight past them...]
Jackie: Oh... Hyde.
Hyde: Why does she always come to me?