Eric Quote #172

Quote from Eric in Halloween

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Eric: And the man said, "Here's your daughter's sweater. She left it in my car last night." And the woman said, "Why, that's impossible. My daughter died 10 years ago... wearing that... very... sweater."
Hyde: So?
Eric: So, she was dead. And... he gave her a ride. And she was dead!
Fez: When I was six, the mayor of our town was hung from a tree. Your story was not scary.
Eric: Not scary? The ghost of a dead girl gave him her sweater.
Hyde: What does a ghost need with a sweater, man?
Kelso: Maybe it's to keep her guts from falling out.
Fez: You can tell it was not scary because Michael-ina, here, did not run screaming for the door.
Kelso: Hey. Where is it written that a guy has to protect his girl? Huh? And I'll have you know that the feminine form of my name is Michelle.
Hyde: Look, Michelle, I don't want to come out in favor of saving Jackie, but that's the price you pay for docking your love boat in Jackie-Vallarta.
Eric: Okay. So Ichabod Crane lived in the village of Sleepy Hollow...
Fez: Wait, don't tell me. He left his jacket somewhere.
Eric: Okay, that's it. Halloween's over. There's just... There's nothing that scares us anymore.

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 ‘Halloween’ Quotes

Quote from Fez

Fez: So you're telling me that if I showed up at someone's house and say, "Trick or treat," they'll give me a free piece of candy?
All: Yes!
Fez: Oh, I don't believe you.
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Fez: Trick or treat. An apple? Where's my candy, you son of a bitch?

Quote from Hyde

Kelso: "A UNICEF contribution of 13 cents will feed a child for a month." Man, living in Africa must be great. Everything's so cheap.
Hyde: If you ask me, man, UNICEF's a scam.
Donna: If we ask you, everything's a scam.
Hyde: Everything is a scam.

Quote from Jackie

Jackie: Hey, you guys, you know what? My church is doing a haunted house.
Donna: I really don't think anyone's gonna be scared by a bunch of Episcopalians.
Kelso: Unless they have chainsaws. Let's go see The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
Jackie: Michael, I told you, I don't like Texans.