Donna Quote #44
Donna: That... That's a lie. Hyde kissed me.
Eric: Well, that is just so much better. How... How could you do this, man?
Hyde: I guess I'm just a born troublemaker. Or maybe you turned me into one.
Donna: You are so dead, Beulah.
Kelso: Hey! Leave her alone, all right?
Donna: Okay. Yeah. Jackie told me Fez was a better kisser than you, Kelso.
Kelso: [gasps]
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Halloween’ Quotes
Quote from Fez
Fez: So you're telling me that if I showed up at someone's house and say, "Trick or treat," they'll give me a free piece of candy?
All: Yes!
Fez: Oh, I don't believe you.
[cut to:]
Fez: Trick or treat. An apple? Where's my candy, you son of a bitch?
Quote from Hyde
Kelso: "A UNICEF contribution of 13 cents will feed a child for a month." Man, living in Africa must be great. Everything's so cheap.
Hyde: If you ask me, man, UNICEF's a scam.
Donna: If we ask you, everything's a scam.
Hyde: Everything is a scam.
Quote from Jackie
Jackie: Hey, you guys, you know what? My church is doing a haunted house.
Donna: I really don't think anyone's gonna be scared by a bunch of Episcopalians.
Kelso: Unless they have chainsaws. Let's go see The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
Jackie: Michael, I told you, I don't like Texans.