Red Quote #129
[black-and-white flashback:]
Frank: Hey, Red! Great news! I found a way to drink beer faster! Come on!
Red: Go home, Frank. I'm busy.
Frank: Okay. Yeah.
Kitty: Oh, wow. [laughs] I think you're maturing.
Red: Well... You know, the truth is... Frank's getting on my nerves a little bit. I mean, he's... He's kind of... He's an ass. And he's dumb. He's a... [light shines] dumbass. Hey, come here. [they dance]
[present:]
Red: And then you gave birth to a beautiful daughter.
Kitty: Uh-huh.
Red: And then Eric.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Halloween’ Quotes
Quote from Fez
Fez: So you're telling me that if I showed up at someone's house and say, "Trick or treat," they'll give me a free piece of candy?
All: Yes!
Fez: Oh, I don't believe you.
[cut to:]
Fez: Trick or treat. An apple? Where's my candy, you son of a bitch?
Quote from Hyde
Kelso: "A UNICEF contribution of 13 cents will feed a child for a month." Man, living in Africa must be great. Everything's so cheap.
Hyde: If you ask me, man, UNICEF's a scam.
Donna: If we ask you, everything's a scam.
Hyde: Everything is a scam.
Quote from Jackie
Jackie: Hey, you guys, you know what? My church is doing a haunted house.
Donna: I really don't think anyone's gonna be scared by a bunch of Episcopalians.
Kelso: Unless they have chainsaws. Let's go see The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
Jackie: Michael, I told you, I don't like Texans.