Red Quote #128
[black-and-white flashback:]
Red: Kitty. I'm really sorry about what I said.
Kitty: You mean, "Oh, no," and "crap"?
Red: Right, that's it. I'm sorry. I... It's just... It was a big shock, you know?
Kitty: It was a really big shock for me, too, and I said, "Oh, good" and "Yay."
Red: No, I... I feel like that, too. It's just that I... Well, I... I needed a minute for it to sink in. But once it sunk in, I realized I was really happy.
Kitty: You really mean that?
Red: Of course I do. It's gonna be great. I can't wait to be a father.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Halloween’ Quotes
Quote from Fez
Fez: So you're telling me that if I showed up at someone's house and say, "Trick or treat," they'll give me a free piece of candy?
All: Yes!
Fez: Oh, I don't believe you.
[cut to:]
Fez: Trick or treat. An apple? Where's my candy, you son of a bitch?
Quote from Hyde
Kelso: "A UNICEF contribution of 13 cents will feed a child for a month." Man, living in Africa must be great. Everything's so cheap.
Hyde: If you ask me, man, UNICEF's a scam.
Donna: If we ask you, everything's a scam.
Hyde: Everything is a scam.
Quote from Jackie
Jackie: Hey, you guys, you know what? My church is doing a haunted house.
Donna: I really don't think anyone's gonna be scared by a bunch of Episcopalians.
Kelso: Unless they have chainsaws. Let's go see The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
Jackie: Michael, I told you, I don't like Texans.