Donna Quote #40
Quote from Donna in The Velvet Rope
Donna: Wow. What a night, right?
Eric: Oh, phew, exactly. Donna, why are you with me? Um, the bouncer wanted to know.
Donna: What did you tell him?
Eric: You know, I couldn't think of a reason.
Donna: Hmm. You know, come to think of it, I can't either. What I need to do is find a guy who's, like, totally different from you. Maybe big and dumb and, you know, not nice to me. Oh, and no sense of humor, so when I tell a joke, he doesn't get it. I mean, that's a real turn on.
Eric: Okay, enough.
Donna: No. No, no, no. Seriously. Thank you. I mean, if you hadn't have pointed this out to me, I might have wasted years with you. I mean, I almost had sex with you. Whoo! Thank you.
Eric: Okay, I think the question has become why am I with you? [Donna kisses Eric] Oh, right, okay.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘The Velvet Rope’ Quotes
Quote from Fez
Fez: People are so friendly around here. Two women on the corner just offered to have sex with me.
Hyde: Yeah, for money, Fez.
Fez: I could not ask them for money. Or could I?
Quote from Kelso
Kelso: Oh! No, no, I know. There's this new club that opened in Chicago. It's supposed to be like, like, the hottest spot this side of Studio 54.
Donna: My God, you guys, that's perfect.
Jackie: No, no, Michael, we can't go. My parents are gonna be out late tonight, and... We have to study.
Kelso: Study? Aw, what a gyp. I'm going to the club.
Jackie: No. No, no, Michael, you're coming over to my house tonight and we're gonna... "Study."
Kelso: Fine. I never get to do anything fun.
Hyde: My, God, you're dumb.
Kelso: I guess that's why I've gotta go study.
Quote from Red
Kitty: Honey, now I know, I know you've been just a little bit blue since the plant closed, so... I got you a present. Ta-da!
Red: You're Hired. "The essential guide for job hunting." Kitty... I don't need that. I've been working since I was 16. I fought in two wars. Hell, I killed people. I'm not saying that I didn't enjoy it.
Kitty: No, no, no, no. I just, you know, I just thought I'd give you a little edge.
Red: I don't need an edge. I'm Red Forman. I'm experienced, loyal, hard-working.
Laurie: That's the trifecta of employability.
Red: Well, thanks, sweetie.