Fez Quote #919
Quote from Fez in My Fairy King
Jackie: Look, there are plenty of other things on this list. For instance, my perfect guy compliments me, buys me presents and comes when I call. And none of that describes Fez.
Fez: [enters] Did you call me?
Jackie: What? No, I...
Fez: Wow, Jackie, you look fantastic today. Oh, which reminds me, I got you a present. Enjoy it. Bye, guys! [exits]
That '70s Show Quotes
‘My Fairy King’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Red: Today was a total disaster. I didn't sell one muffler and I drove a dozen customers into the hands of my competition. If I were a younger, more flexible man, I'd shove my foot up my own ass.
Quote from Jackie
Donna: Jackie, have you realized who fits every single thing on your list?
Jackie: Yeah, Elton John! And I think he's single, 'cause you never see him out with a girl.
Quote from Bob
Bob: Red, I just heard some bad news, I ran over to tell you.
Red: Bob, you live next door, why are you panting?
Bob: I was going against the wind.