Donna Quote #1008

Quote from Donna in My Fairy King

Donna: Hey, you wrote the list and the list don't lie. And your ideal man is Fez!
Jackie: Oh... That is almost as ridiculous as you looking in the mirror and thinking this outfit works.
Donna: Oh, yeah? At least I can see over the bathroom counter to look in the mirror.
Jackie: Oh, hey, you know what? I found a perfect dress for you that'll fit you. Ah, you're gonna have to borrow it from the Statue of Liberty.
Donna: Okay. Okay, truce. I didn't mean to upset you. Let's just stop and call it even.
Jackie: Okay, fine.
Donna: [sings] You like Fez, you like Fez.

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