Hyde Quote #681

Quote from Hyde in My Fairy King

Donna: So have you decided what you are gonna do about Sam?
Hyde: I don't know, man. I mean, on one hand, she kept a massive secret from me, and I don't think I can ever trust her again. On the other hand, I'm just a small-town burn-out with two stints in juvie. Who am I to judge?
Donna: Well, all I know is, she makes you happy. And the only other time I've seen such a big smile on your face was when you got Fez and Kelso to smash their heads together when you threw a peanut on the floor.
Hyde: It's a tough decision, man. I'm gonna let the ball decide. If I make the shot, I stay with Sam. If I miss, I say goodbye. [the ball gets stuck between the hoop and the backboard]
Donna: Huh. God's funny.

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