Fez Quote #915
Quote from Fez in My Fairy King
Donna: Hey, Fez. Hey, girl holding Fez's hand who I've never seen before in my life.
Fez: Everyone, meet Hilary. My girlfriend.
Hilary: Hi, guys.
Hyde: Is she really your girlfriend, Fez? Or did you just find her wandering from the scene of an accident and tell her she's your girlfriend?
Fez: No, this one's legit. See, no scratches.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘My Fairy King’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Red: Today was a total disaster. I didn't sell one muffler and I drove a dozen customers into the hands of my competition. If I were a younger, more flexible man, I'd shove my foot up my own ass.
Quote from Jackie
Donna: Jackie, have you realized who fits every single thing on your list?
Jackie: Yeah, Elton John! And I think he's single, 'cause you never see him out with a girl.
Quote from Bob
Bob: Red, I just heard some bad news, I ran over to tell you.
Red: Bob, you live next door, why are you panting?
Bob: I was going against the wind.