Kitty Quote #717
Quote from Kitty in Killer Queen
Red: Hey, Kitty.
Kitty: Oh. Hi, Red. Sorry I didn't get around to making dinner, but I was too busy counting to 956.
Red: Well, it's gonna be worth it, 'cause I found your gift.
Kitty: Oh! Look at that. Pack of gum. Tire gauge.
Red: Actually, the gum was for me.
Kitty: Red!
Red: Kitty, you always said it's the thought that counts.
Kitty: Oh, I said that to Eric when he was five and he gave me that stupid macaroni frame.
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Quote from Kitty
Kitty: Okay, what were you two talking about?
Red: Well, Kitty, I had a stash of gifts down there for every occasion. That way, if I forgot to buy you something, I'd still be covered.
Kitty: You buy my gifts in bulk?
Red: No, it's more of a vast inventory of love.
Kitty: Well, you're about to get a vast inventory of my foot in your ass! Yeah! I can do that too!
Quote from Red
Hyde: Hey, Red, I got a question for you. My wife says she doesn't want anything for Valentine's Day. So I'm off the hook, right?
Red: Let me tell you a little story. There was a woman, a newlywed. And she told her husband, "Rather than waste money on gifts, save for retirement." And so he never bought her a gift. Not for Christmas, birthdays, never. And 50 years later, she thanked him. And you know who that woman was?
Hyde: No.
Red: That woman was the invisible dancing fairy of Dumbass Land. All women want gifts.
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: Oh, there's my valentine.
Red: Oh.
Kitty: See, now, the card is a heart. Actually, it's your heart, and it's saying, "Hi, Red, remember when I attacked you?" [chuckles] It's a reminder to cut back on fatty, fried foods.