Kitty Quote #697

Quote from Kitty in Good Company

Kitty: So, Marsha. Tell me what is going on in that adventurous life of yours?
Marsha: Well, actually, Kitty, I have a wonderful new boyfriend. He's delicious, and quite young.
Kitty: Young? How young? Forty?
Marsha: Younger.
Kitty: Thirty-nine?
Marsha: Younger.
Kitty: Well, for heaven's sake, Marsha, what's younger then 39?
Marsha: Kitty, I'm not gonna tell you. I don't want to shock you. Nineteen.
Kitty: Well, I just don't believe this. I have a son who is 19.
Marsha: Oh, that's right. I forgot about Eric. Where is that handsome son of yours these days?
Kitty: Oh. Don't you even think about it. He is in Africa, with the lions, where he's safe.
Marsha: Well, he's gotta come back sometime.
Kitty: Touch him and I'll kill you in your sleep.

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 ‘Good Company’ Quotes

Quote from Kitty

Fez: Well, Miss Kitty, thank you so much for having lunch with me.
Kitty: Well, I am always up for a salad and a martini in the middle of the day.
Fez: You didn't have a salad.
Kitty: Well, olives and onions are almost a salad.

Quote from Red

Bob: Here, Donna, I made you a coupon for your birthday.
Donna: Aw. "Good for one knock-knock joke, no 'who's there' required." Wow, dreams can come true.
Bob: [chuckles] See that, Red? Kids love those. You should have made them for Eric.
Red: Yeah, I suppose I could have given him a "get my foot out of your ass free" card.

Quote from Fez

Fez: Well, I'm just glad I can come to you with all my problems.
Kitty: Well, sure you can, Fez. You can talk to me about anything.
Fez: Just to double-check, are you sure it's normal for one of them to hang lower than the other?
Kitty: Well, of course, Fez! Nobody's ears are perfectly symmetrical.