Kitty: So, Marsha. Tell me what is going on in that adventurous life of yours?
Marsha: Well, actually, Kitty, I have a wonderful new boyfriend. He's delicious, and quite young.
Kitty: Young? How young? Forty?
Marsha: Younger.
Kitty: Thirty-nine?
Marsha: Younger.
Kitty: Well, for heaven's sake, Marsha, what's younger then 39?
Marsha: Kitty, I'm not gonna tell you. I don't want to shock you. Nineteen.
Kitty: Well, I just don't believe this. I have a son who is 19.
Marsha: Oh, that's right. I forgot about Eric. Where is that handsome son of yours these days?
Kitty: Oh. Don't you even think about it. He is in Africa, with the lions, where he's safe.
Marsha: Well, he's gotta come back sometime.
Kitty: Touch him and I'll kill you in your sleep.