Donna Quote #963
Donna: Jackie, you can't marry Kelso. Picture what your life would be like.
[fantasy:]
Jackie: Hi, honey, how was your day?
Kelso: Ah, great. I had another affair.
Jackie: What?
Kelso: Hey, you told me not to lie.
Jackie: Yeah, I told you not to lie or cheat.
Kelso: Right and I chose not to lie.
Jackie: Well, can I at least have some money for groceries?
Kelso: Sorry, babe, I got fired again, but I know what will make you feel better.
Jackie: Oh, no! Not another box of dogs.
Kelso: It's another box of dogs!
Jackie: Oh, no, no, no, Michael. This is not the life I pictured. I had dreams of a career, of travel. Of a husband who didn't have a girlfriend.
Kelso: Babe, I hear ya, I do, I really do. But you know what! Pantsed you! Burn! [chuckles] Hey, kids, I pantsed your mom again! Who wants to jump off the roof?
[reality:]
Donna: That's your life, Jackie.
Jackie: Oh, yeah? Well, just for that, I'm gonna toss my bouquet while you're in the can.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Misfire’ Quotes
Quote from Kelso
[circle:]
Kelso: So it's the last circle before I go. Wait a minute, now I get why we call it a circle! That is freakin' awesome!
Jackie: You know Michael, I will always remember the first boy who kissed me. And proposed to me and told me that putting out makes your nails grow. I really believed you.
Donna: Kelso, I'm kinda gonna miss you constantly trying to grab my boob. Made me feel pretty. I am messed up.
Fez: Donna, I give you my word. I will always be here, trying to grab your boob. We'll do it for Kelso, who won't be here to do it anymore. Oh, God.
Hyde: Man... Kelso, this is weird. I always imagined our last moment together would be me watching you strapped to a home-made rocket flying around in circles screaming, "Turn it off! Turn it off!"
Kelso: Well. I guess this is goodbye. Man, I'm gonna miss this. Like, being down here, I've had, like, the best time of my life. And you know what? No matter where I live, I will love you guys forever. Well, I guess it's time to go. So, see ya. [exits]
Jackie: Bye, Michael.
Donna: Wow. He is really gone.
Fez: My beautiful tormentor.
Hyde: This sucks.
Kelso: [returns] I'm not leaving till tomorrow! And you were crying! Burn!
Quote from Jackie
Donna: And get this, I waited up for Eric to call me last night, and he never did. So I asked Mrs. Forman, "Is he okay?" And she said yeah, because he called her last night.
Jackie: Yeah, I mean, that is weird. Who would think that a boy who plays with dolls and bails on his wedding would be a mama's boy?
Quote from Bob
Bob: Sweetheart.
Donna: [wakes up] What?
Bob: Did you stay down here all night?
Donna: Oh yeah. I guess so. Eric never called, I hope he is okay.
Bob: Yeah, I'm sure he's fine. Either that, or he's dead. It can only be one of the two.