Fez Quote #806
Quote from Fez in 2000 Light Years from Home
Fez: Okay, Angie, Kelso feels that you two should have one last night together. And he wants it to be special, so it will take place in this dark room, and for a minute you may think, "Hey, this is not Kelso." But that's just the liquor talking. I forgot to mention you will need to drink a lot of liquor. [Angie turns off the lights and exits] You going to get the liquor now? Okay, I'll wait.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘2000 Light Years from Home’ Quotes
Quote from Kelso
Kelso: Look, man, tell Donna to just lay off, okay? Africa is gonna be awesome. You know, they have this bug over there that burrows into your brain, and it lays, like, a thousand eggs. And then, when the eggs hatch, they, like, shoot out of your head like little worm bullets.
Eric: Kelso, those worms aren't in Africa. They're on the planet Zorgon, which is from a comic book that you wrote.
Kelso: Just trying to generate a little buzz.
Quote from Jackie
Eric: So, the upshot is I have absolutely no money for college.
Donna: Eric, don't worry, there are plenty of ways to get money for school.
Hyde: Yeah, man, you could always get a football scholarship.
Jackie: Hey, look, he weighs about as much as a football, and people do like to kick him.
Quote from Bob
Bob: You still got me, cupcake.
Donna: Thanks, Dad.
Bob: If it makes you feel any better, he's gonna be sorry. I read some place that in Africa they got a bug that burrows in your brain and shoots out your eyes like worm bullets.