Kelso Quote #777
Quote from Kelso in It's All Over Now
Donna: I am freaking pissed. Sarah puts on a bikini, and whammo, she gets me fired? That little bimbo set this whole thing up and I am freaking pissed!
Kelso: Well, see what happens when you try to skate through life using your brain? For the millionth time, people, it's all about the looks!
Eric: Well, I refuse to trade on my good looks to achieve success. Eric Forman don't play that game.
Donna: Well, I'm not gonna let her get away with this. I need to think of a way to get even.
Kelso: All right, you need to do something brilliant, that's subtle but clever. Hit her in the face with a Wiffle ball bat.
Donna: Um, I don't think that's exactly what I'm looking for.
Kelso: Okay, well, then, you've obviously never been hit in the face with a Wiffle ball bat.
Eric: Wait a second. Sarah's gonna be broadcasting live from the record store, right?
Donna: Yeah.
Eric: Okay, then I got an awesome idea.
Kelso: Well, if it's hitting her in the face with a Wiffle ball bat, you stole that from me.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘It's All Over Now’ Quotes
Quote from Kelso
Kelso: Hey, Angie, when Tom Jones gets here, you're not gonna throw your underpants at him, are you?
Angie: Michael, you know I don't wear underwear.
Hyde: Come on, man, you're my sister.
Kelso: I just told her to say that to gross you out. Burn!
Hyde: Yeah, you got me.
Kelso: Besides, I happen to know that she does wear underwear. Sometimes she lets me take them off for her. Boomerang burn!
Quote from Jackie
Donna: Mr. Randall, down at the radio station, wants me to host a live remote from Hyde's record store when Tom Jones is there. And to promote it, they want to put me on a billboard wearing this. [holds up tiny bikini]
Eric: That's just good radio.
Donna: Well, I'm not wearing it. I should be valued for my voice and music knowledge, not my body, no matter how smoking it is.
Kelso: There you go again with your "women should be valued for their minds" gobbledygook.
Jackie: Donna, women should be valued for their looks. Men should be valued for their cars, and foreigners should be valued for their ability to sweep.
Fez: Hey, hey. We also drive a mean taxi.
Quote from Red
Kitty: So, what's new in the world of rock 'n' roll? 'Cause this cool cat wants the skinny on the bebop, maestro.
Hyde: Uh, well, tomorrow we have Tom Jones coming in for a record signing at the store.
Kitty: Tom Jones! I love him! Oh, and the way he shakes his hips. [laughs] It just... It makes me feel all nervous and embarrassed. Boy, that sounds like fun.
Red: Fun for you, maybe. You're a middle-aged woman.
Kitty: What?
Red: Don't "what" me. The average lifespan is 72, so if you're older than 36, which you are, then, by definition, you're middle-aged. Discussion over.
Kitty: Okay, when you're right, you're right.
Hyde: Wow.
Red: I win an argument every six years or so.