Donna: I am freaking pissed. Sarah puts on a bikini, and whammo, she gets me fired? That little bimbo set this whole thing up and I am freaking pissed!
Kelso: Well, see what happens when you try to skate through life using your brain? For the millionth time, people, it's all about the looks!
Eric: Well, I refuse to trade on my good looks to achieve success. Eric Forman don't play that game.
Donna: Well, I'm not gonna let her get away with this. I need to think of a way to get even.
Kelso: All right, you need to do something brilliant, that's subtle but clever. Hit her in the face with a Wiffle ball bat.
Donna: Um, I don't think that's exactly what I'm looking for.
Kelso: Okay, well, then, you've obviously never been hit in the face with a Wiffle ball bat.
Eric: Wait a second. Sarah's gonna be broadcasting live from the record store, right?
Donna: Yeah.
Eric: Okay, then I got an awesome idea.
Kelso: Well, if it's hitting her in the face with a Wiffle ball bat, you stole that from me.