Fez Quote #763
Quote from Fez in It's All Over Now
Fez: Okay, there's Hyde. Go and tell him you want him back.
Jackie: I can't. I mean, if I knew he loved me, I'd be happy to put myself out there. But I don't, and if he doesn't, I'll just feel so stupid.
Fez: Okay, just go to him and say, "Steven, I want to talk about us." And if he wants to talk, then he wants you back. But if he blows you off, then you tested the water, and the water... Well, the water doesn't love you.
Jackie: All right, here I go. Hey, um, Steven, can we talk about us?
Hyde: Us? Who has time to talk about us? Oh, lady, you're not at home. Put your shoes back on.
Jackie: He didn't even want to talk to me. Am I so disgusting?
Fez: Apparently to him.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘It's All Over Now’ Quotes
Quote from Kelso
Kelso: Hey, Angie, when Tom Jones gets here, you're not gonna throw your underpants at him, are you?
Angie: Michael, you know I don't wear underwear.
Hyde: Come on, man, you're my sister.
Kelso: I just told her to say that to gross you out. Burn!
Hyde: Yeah, you got me.
Kelso: Besides, I happen to know that she does wear underwear. Sometimes she lets me take them off for her. Boomerang burn!
Quote from Jackie
Donna: Mr. Randall, down at the radio station, wants me to host a live remote from Hyde's record store when Tom Jones is there. And to promote it, they want to put me on a billboard wearing this. [holds up tiny bikini]
Eric: That's just good radio.
Donna: Well, I'm not wearing it. I should be valued for my voice and music knowledge, not my body, no matter how smoking it is.
Kelso: There you go again with your "women should be valued for their minds" gobbledygook.
Jackie: Donna, women should be valued for their looks. Men should be valued for their cars, and foreigners should be valued for their ability to sweep.
Fez: Hey, hey. We also drive a mean taxi.
Quote from Red
Kitty: So, what's new in the world of rock 'n' roll? 'Cause this cool cat wants the skinny on the bebop, maestro.
Hyde: Uh, well, tomorrow we have Tom Jones coming in for a record signing at the store.
Kitty: Tom Jones! I love him! Oh, and the way he shakes his hips. [laughs] It just... It makes me feel all nervous and embarrassed. Boy, that sounds like fun.
Red: Fun for you, maybe. You're a middle-aged woman.
Kitty: What?
Red: Don't "what" me. The average lifespan is 72, so if you're older than 36, which you are, then, by definition, you're middle-aged. Discussion over.
Kitty: Okay, when you're right, you're right.
Hyde: Wow.
Red: I win an argument every six years or so.