Eric Quote #886
Quote from Eric in Don't Lie to Me
Eric: You know, Hyde, this doesn't have to be a problem. I happen to know a lot of ways out of a pact, my friend.
Donna: That's true. We once had a pact to get married, but then he just didn't show up.
Hyde: So you think you can get her to break up with him?
Eric: Maybe. But that would require you and I going into business together, i.e., forming a pact. Which would mean you gotta do something for me.
Hyde: I don't think so, man. This is a starter pact. You handle this, you get a big-boy pact.
Donna: I don't know, Eric, the starter pact. I mean, that sounds a lot like training wheels, and you were on those for a really long time.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Don't Lie to Me’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Donna: Well, I have one last wedding thing to return, and once this is done, the only thing I'll have left to remind me we almost got married will be you.
Eric: Aw.
Kitty: Well, I wish Eric had shown up for your wedding. The sales lady said my mother-of-the-groom dress took five pounds off me. [chuckles] Five pounds.
Eric: Okay, what happened to my nice breakfast? I thought we were done with this whole wedding deal.
Red: Women are never done with it, son. Anything wrong you do, they sit on it for 25 years like an egg. And then it hatches on Super Bowl Sunday.
Quote from Jackie
Stacy Wanamaker: I just know how complete being married has made me, and I always feel so sad when I see girls your age, whose window to find that kind of happiness is so, so small.
Jackie: It is not that small.
Stacy Wanamaker: Honey, I've seen a lot of girls like you who wasted years on a guy who never came through, and before you know it, you're past your expiration date.
Jackie: Well, that is not gonna happen to me because... I'm still getting married. Yeah, see, I canceled the other wedding 'cause I traded in... up. Him.
Fez: Who?
Jackie: You.
Fez: What?
Jackie: Yes. Uh, this is Eduardo, and he's, um... A prince. He's the prince of Mexico.
Quote from Kelso
Angie: Well, thanks for dinner.
Kelso: Thanks for dessert.
Angie: Thanks for breakfast.
Kelso: Thanks for dessert. [they kiss]
Hyde: Congratulations, Angie. You just got four different kinds of herpes.
Kelso: Hey, Hyde, I just learned something very important. You know that saying, "It's like kissing your sister"? Well, it's totally wrong 'cause kissing your sister is great.