Donna: Well, I have one last wedding thing to return, and once this is done, the only thing I'll have left to remind me we almost got married will be you.
Eric: Aw.
Kitty: Well, I wish Eric had shown up for your wedding. The sales lady said my mother-of-the-groom dress took five pounds off me. [chuckles] Five pounds.
Eric: Okay, what happened to my nice breakfast? I thought we were done with this whole wedding deal.
Red: Women are never done with it, son. Anything wrong you do, they sit on it for 25 years like an egg. And then it hatches on Super Bowl Sunday.

Hyde: I thought you'd be on a plane back to Prince Eduardo Land by now.
Jackie: Donna's mouth is as big as her feet.
Hyde: Jackie, what the hell were you thinking?
Jackie: Look, Steven, I know it's a crazy thing to do. It's just... I wanted to know what it was like to be planning a life and a wedding and everything. I mean, that's all I've ever wanted. And I was starting to think it was never gonna happen with you.
Hyde: My God, are we back on this again? Why can't you just be happy with what we've got?
Jackie: Because I'm not, Steven. Okay, look, I need to know that we have a future together. Can't you just give me some kind of sign or just a tiny glimmer of hope that maybe some day we'll get married?
Hyde: Jackie, I don't know.
Jackie: My God, that's all you ever say. Please, Steven, please just say anything besides "I don't know." Anything else.
Hyde: I don't know.
Jackie: Okay. Well, then I can't be with you anymore.
Hyde: Jackie, don't threaten me, okay? It's not gonna work.
Jackie: I'm not threatening you, Steven. I can't waste any more of my time on you if it's not gonna happen for us. [Hyde is silent] Okay, well, at least now I know.

Stacy Wanamaker: I just know how complete being married has made me, and I always feel so sad when I see girls your age, whose window to find that kind of happiness is so, so small.
Jackie: It is not that small.
Stacy Wanamaker: Honey, I've seen a lot of girls like you who wasted years on a guy who never came through, and before you know it, you're past your expiration date.
Jackie: Well, that is not gonna happen to me because... I'm still getting married. Yeah, see, I canceled the other wedding 'cause I traded in... up. Him.
Fez: Who?
Jackie: You.
Fez: What?
Jackie: Yes. Uh, this is Eduardo, and he's, um... A prince. He's the prince of Mexico.