Jackie Quote #430

Quote from Jackie in Don't Lie to Me

Hyde: I thought you'd be on a plane back to Prince Eduardo Land by now.
Jackie: Donna's mouth is as big as her feet.
Hyde: Jackie, what the hell were you thinking?
Jackie: Look, Steven, I know it's a crazy thing to do. It's just... I wanted to know what it was like to be planning a life and a wedding and everything. I mean, that's all I've ever wanted. And I was starting to think it was never gonna happen with you.
Hyde: My God, are we back on this again? Why can't you just be happy with what we've got?
Jackie: Because I'm not, Steven. Okay, look, I need to know that we have a future together. Can't you just give me some kind of sign or just a tiny glimmer of hope that maybe some day we'll get married?
Hyde: Jackie, I don't know.
Jackie: My God, that's all you ever say. Please, Steven, please just say anything besides "I don't know." Anything else.
Hyde: I don't know.
Jackie: Okay. Well, then I can't be with you anymore.
Hyde: Jackie, don't threaten me, okay? It's not gonna work.
Jackie: I'm not threatening you, Steven. I can't waste any more of my time on you if it's not gonna happen for us. [Hyde is silent] Okay, well, at least now I know.

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 ‘Don't Lie to Me’ Quotes

Quote from Red

Donna: Well, I have one last wedding thing to return, and once this is done, the only thing I'll have left to remind me we almost got married will be you.
Eric: Aw.
Kitty: Well, I wish Eric had shown up for your wedding. The sales lady said my mother-of-the-groom dress took five pounds off me. [chuckles] Five pounds.
Eric: Okay, what happened to my nice breakfast? I thought we were done with this whole wedding deal.
Red: Women are never done with it, son. Anything wrong you do, they sit on it for 25 years like an egg. And then it hatches on Super Bowl Sunday.

Quote from Jackie

Stacy Wanamaker: I just know how complete being married has made me, and I always feel so sad when I see girls your age, whose window to find that kind of happiness is so, so small.
Jackie: It is not that small.
Stacy Wanamaker: Honey, I've seen a lot of girls like you who wasted years on a guy who never came through, and before you know it, you're past your expiration date.
Jackie: Well, that is not gonna happen to me because... I'm still getting married. Yeah, see, I canceled the other wedding 'cause I traded in... up. Him.
Fez: Who?
Jackie: You.
Fez: What?
Jackie: Yes. Uh, this is Eduardo, and he's, um... A prince. He's the prince of Mexico.

Quote from Kelso

Angie: Well, thanks for dinner.
Kelso: Thanks for dessert.
Angie: Thanks for breakfast.
Kelso: Thanks for dessert. [they kiss]
Hyde: Congratulations, Angie. You just got four different kinds of herpes.
Kelso: Hey, Hyde, I just learned something very important. You know that saying, "It's like kissing your sister"? Well, it's totally wrong 'cause kissing your sister is great.