Kelso Quote #757
Quote from Kelso in Surprise, Surprise
Kelso: [through door] Hey, Angie. After you close up do you want to watch me eat a pizza?
Angie Barnett: Look, Michael, I'm not sure we should see each other again. A lot of people have told me you're not very serious about the women you date. A lot of people. A lot, a lot. Everybody.
Kelso: Okay, here's the thing about those stories. They're all true. I've made a lot of mistakes in my past, okay? And I could tell you that I've changed but I would rather just show you. So why don't we start off slow as friends?
[cut to Kelso and Angie in bed again:]
Kelso: My other friends do not let me do that.
Angie Barnett: Just do me one favor?
Kelso: Anything.
Angie Barnett: Just don't tell Hyde.
Kelso: No, I gotta tell Hyde.
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‘Surprise, Surprise’ Quotes
Quote from Jackie
Jackie: Thank you for helping me, Mrs. Forman. Steven is gonna love these cookies.
Kitty: Okay, now start by cracking a couple of eggs into the bowl.
Jackie: I can't touch an egg.
Kitty: Why not?
Jackie: 'Cause it came out of a chicken butt.
Kitty: Honey, they wash it.
Jackie: Well, wash it all you want, it still came out of a butt.
Quote from Kitty
Donna: Okay. Now, I would like to hear from some pissed-off feminists. You're on the air with Hot Donna. Or, should I say, Hot-under-the-collar Donna.
Kitty: [on line] Donna Pinciotti, you should be ashamed of yourself. Suddenly you think women shouldn't be looked at. Well, I've seen your outfits, Miss Lady Tank Top.
Donna: Mrs. Forman, this isn't about me, it's about society.
Kitty: No, it's about Red, who's been like a second father to you, and now finally he has something to be proud of and you're forcing your weirdo hippie politics on it. It's just a couple of greased-up broads on a Chevy. Get over it!
Quote from Hyde
Kitty: Excuse me, Mr. Record Store Big Shot, I need some help. Where can I find something by Bette Midler?
Hyde: Well, we don't have any Bette Midler, but may I suggest something even better? Perhaps a little Sex Pistols?
Kitty: Sex Pistols? Well, that's terrible. Guns don't belong in the bedroom.
Hyde: They agree, and a lot of their songs are about just that. And they deliver their message with a smooth, mellow sound.
Kitty: So it's like easy listening.
Hyde: Well, they're not hard to hear.