Kelso Quote #727
Quote from Kelso in It's Only Rock and Roll
Kelso: Okay. Donna was right. I do need to start respecting women. So I decided to donate my entire Playboy collection to the needy. Here you go, Fez.
Jackie: You're giving Fez a box full of nudie magazines? It's like giving a monkey a loaded gun.
Fez: No, it's not. A monkey with a loaded gun can hurt a lot of people. I can only hurt myself.
Kelso: But a monkey with a loaded gun would be an awesome TV show. Everybody would be like, "Oh, don't worry. It's just a monkey." And then, bam!
That '70s Show Quotes
‘It's Only Rock and Roll’ Quotes
Quote from Eric
Eric: Look, Mom, maybe you should stop worrying about everyone else so much and start thinking about yourself. Maybe you should find something to enrich your life. Oh, may I suggest the teachings of the Jedi?
Red: And may I suggest the footing of your ass?
Eric: This is not the ass you're looking for. See, now you don't know what to do.
Quote from Midge
Kitty: What are you two doing?
Donna: It's tai chi. It's an ancient form of exercise and meditation.
Midge: It originated in the Far East, in a place called Los Angeles.
Quote from Bob
Kitty: I really don't see what the big deal is, Bob.
Bob: We brought this tray over to you full of cookies. You should have brought it back full of cookies. That's all I'm saying.