Kelso: Okay. Donna was right. I do need to start respecting women. So I decided to donate my entire Playboy collection to the needy. Here you go, Fez.
Jackie: You're giving Fez a box full of nudie magazines? It's like giving a monkey a loaded gun.
Fez: No, it's not. A monkey with a loaded gun can hurt a lot of people. I can only hurt myself.
Kelso: But a monkey with a loaded gun would be an awesome TV show. Everybody would be like, "Oh, don't worry. It's just a monkey." And then, bam!