Eric Quote #813

Quote from Eric in Time is on My Side

Eric: Hey, so, uh... Look, I think we need to talk about us, since the matrimonial incident. I mean, we've seen each other, but we haven't really talked about anything.
Donna: Yeah, but it's been nice, right? I mean, I'm sick of talking about us. And I'm not mad, because you were right. I mean, we were about to make a huge mistake. I can't live in a trailer with you. I'd hear you going to the bathroom.
Eric: Yes, I had thought about that. I was only going to go in a bottle after you were asleep, so...
Donna: See, remember when our relationship was the most fun thing in our lives? And then we put all this pressure on it. I wish we could just, you know, hang out without all that stuff. [removes towel]
Eric: Holy Mother of God.
Donna: Do you like it?
Eric: Are you kidding? Yes. It's good. I think it's, like, a sign that you're loosening up. Like, maybe now you might like that thing I try in bed that makes you mad.
Donna: I won't.
Eric: I'll still try.
Donna: See, this is great. Your perviness is our biggest problem now.
Eric: Just like the old days!

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 ‘Time is on My Side’ Quotes

Quote from Kelso

Eric: You know, this whole marriage thing has made me think. Why am I in such a hurry to grow up? You know, life, it's like a train. It's bearing down on you, and guess what? It's gonna hit you. So you can either start running when it's far off in the distance, or you can pull up a chair, crack open a beer, and just watch it come.
Kelso: I did that once.
Eric: No, Kelso, not a real train. A metaphorical one.
Kelso: Like a... Like a ghost train?
Eric: Yes. A ghost train.

Quote from Fez

Eric: And I have an announcement. Donna and I have decided we're not talking about our relationship anymore.
Fez: Hooray!
Kelso: Bravo!
Hyde: Mazel Tov!
Fez: Finally, we'll have some time to talk about things I want to talk about. Number one, cocoa butter. It doesn't taste like cocoa or butter.

Quote from Hyde

Red: Steven. When are you moving out?
Hyde: Soon.
Red: How's your girlfriend?
Hyde: Shallow as hell.
Red: Job?
Hyde: Dead-end.
Red: Future?
Hyde: Bleak.
Red: Kitty, feed the boy.