Eric Quote #768
Quote from Eric in Don't You Think It's Alright?
Donna: No, Eric, the wedding book says that we have to look at all the patterns. Today is just a scouting trip.
Eric: Scouting? You know, I was asked to resign from the Scouts.
Donna: Look, it's kind of like... Okay, remember before we were together and we dated, like, all those different people before we decided on each other?
Eric: No, not really. No.
Donna: Eric, come on. This is supposed to be fun. Okay, look at the groom in this picture. What is the difference between you and him?
Eric: Um... He's a cartoon?
Donna: No, he is smiling.
Eric: Yeah, because he's a cartoon.
Fenton: Look, these are all the forks I have here. I'll have to bring the rest up from storage. I guess I'll need a forklift. Oh. [chuckles] Whoo. Oh, I made a funny.
Donna: Well, it's a... It's a good thing we have all day.
Eric: All day? What... I'm not spending all day in a department store. I'm gonna turn into him.
Fenton: Okay, um, you're not as far away as you think.
Eric: Okay, that's it. I'm going to the sporting goods department.
Fenton: Hmm. Men. You can't live with them... Well, you can. But you have to keep quiet about it.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Don't You Think It's Alright?’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Eric: I just spent six hours registering for wedding gifts. The only reason I'm here now is I pretended to choke on ice cream.
Red: I'll let you in on a little secret for when you're shopping with women. Always pick the ugliest, worst choice, and you're off the hook. That's how I got out of shopping for this couch.
Eric: There was an uglier couch than this?
Red: The one I picked had dragons on it.
Eric: Wow, you're sneaky. You know, you act like you're all about brute force, but you're a finesse player, man.
Red: Trust me, son. Don't budge until you hear the magic words, "Oh, I'll just do it myself."
Kitty: [enters] You're done registering already? You men, you just don't know how to shop. You know, your father once tried to get me to buy a couch with dragons on it.
Red: Yeah, I guess I'm just bad at it.
Quote from Eric
Eric: Now this, okay. This is what I'm talking about. That's a nice fork.
Donna: Eric, the handle is an actual deer hoof.
Eric: Yeah, that's the Cherokee collection. Donna, that's the Indian way. They kill the animal, then eat it with its own paw.
Donna: Okay, you know what? I have a new plan. I'll just go shopping, and then I'll show you what I pick.
Eric: So I don't get to go at all?
Donna: No. I'll just... I'll just do it myself.
Eric: Yeah, I guess I'm just bad at it.
Quote from Kitty
Red: Reading another one of your dirty girl books?
Kitty: They're not dirty, they're romantic.
Red: Mutiny From Behind.
Kitty: Yeah. The mutiny sneaks up on her.
Red: I don't think that's what it means.
Kitty: Well, it is a wonderful book. It's got pirates and action. Oh, oh, oh! It has this hilarious parrot that says the most inappropriate things. [laughs]
Red: [reads] "The pirate's vessel slowly sailed into the harbor of San Sebastian island. His saucy prisoner's alabaster breasts heaving with every motion of the tall, rigid ship." [out loud] San Sebastian island. I think I killed some commies there.