Donna: No, Eric, the wedding book says that we have to look at all the patterns. Today is just a scouting trip.
Eric: Scouting? You know, I was asked to resign from the Scouts.
Donna: Look, it's kind of like... Okay, remember before we were together and we dated, like, all those different people before we decided on each other?
Eric: No, not really. No.
Donna: Eric, come on. This is supposed to be fun. Okay, look at the groom in this picture. What is the difference between you and him?
Eric: Um... He's a cartoon?
Donna: No, he is smiling.
Eric: Yeah, because he's a cartoon.
Fenton: Look, these are all the forks I have here. I'll have to bring the rest up from storage. I guess I'll need a forklift. Oh. [chuckles] Whoo. Oh, I made a funny.
Donna: Well, it's a... It's a good thing we have all day.
Eric: All day? What... I'm not spending all day in a department store. I'm gonna turn into him.
Fenton: Okay, um, you're not as far away as you think.
Eric: Okay, that's it. I'm going to the sporting goods department.
Fenton: Hmm. Men. You can't live with them... Well, you can. But you have to keep quiet about it.