Hyde Quote #502
Quote from Hyde in Don't You Think It's Alright?
Donna: Okay, Eric just called, and he's having fun shopping. All right, with me, it's torture, but when I send him to pick out wedding gifts with J...
Hyde: Pick out wedding gifts with who?
Donna: Um... Jehoshaphat. Remember him from school? He was always, you know, jumping.
Hyde: You sent Forman out to do wedding stuff with Jackie?
Donna: Look, I had to punish him, and what better way than to make him spend the day with Jackie?
Kelso: Yeah, she's got you there. I mean, your girlfriend is annoying. Plus, I used to do it with her all the time, so that's gotta hurt.
Hyde: Man, I thought I had this wedding crap taken care of. Now I gotta go down to the mall. Ah, and Three's Company is about to start. This day's gone all to hell!
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‘Don't You Think It's Alright?’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Eric: I just spent six hours registering for wedding gifts. The only reason I'm here now is I pretended to choke on ice cream.
Red: I'll let you in on a little secret for when you're shopping with women. Always pick the ugliest, worst choice, and you're off the hook. That's how I got out of shopping for this couch.
Eric: There was an uglier couch than this?
Red: The one I picked had dragons on it.
Eric: Wow, you're sneaky. You know, you act like you're all about brute force, but you're a finesse player, man.
Red: Trust me, son. Don't budge until you hear the magic words, "Oh, I'll just do it myself."
Kitty: [enters] You're done registering already? You men, you just don't know how to shop. You know, your father once tried to get me to buy a couch with dragons on it.
Red: Yeah, I guess I'm just bad at it.
Quote from Eric
Eric: Now this, okay. This is what I'm talking about. That's a nice fork.
Donna: Eric, the handle is an actual deer hoof.
Eric: Yeah, that's the Cherokee collection. Donna, that's the Indian way. They kill the animal, then eat it with its own paw.
Donna: Okay, you know what? I have a new plan. I'll just go shopping, and then I'll show you what I pick.
Eric: So I don't get to go at all?
Donna: No. I'll just... I'll just do it myself.
Eric: Yeah, I guess I'm just bad at it.
Quote from Kitty
Red: Reading another one of your dirty girl books?
Kitty: They're not dirty, they're romantic.
Red: Mutiny From Behind.
Kitty: Yeah. The mutiny sneaks up on her.
Red: I don't think that's what it means.
Kitty: Well, it is a wonderful book. It's got pirates and action. Oh, oh, oh! It has this hilarious parrot that says the most inappropriate things. [laughs]
Red: [reads] "The pirate's vessel slowly sailed into the harbor of San Sebastian island. His saucy prisoner's alabaster breasts heaving with every motion of the tall, rigid ship." [out loud] San Sebastian island. I think I killed some commies there.