Red Quote #567
Quote from Red in Who are You?
Kitty: Ooh. How's it going, girls?
Donna: Not good. We just saw Bob and Pam in a hot tub.
Kitty: Bob and Pam are in a hot tub?
Red: [enters] Pam's in a hot tub?
Kitty: There, you- you did it again and this time you didn't even say, "Bob."
Red: Yes, I did.
Kitty: No, you didn't.
Red: Yes, I did. And you would have heard it, too, if it hadn't been for all that damn tea. You know, I fought a war to keep that crap out of this country and you had to bring it into my house and you call yourself an American. Ha! [slinks off]
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Who are You?’ Quotes
Quote from Fez
Eric: Oh, man, I can't believe Donna is serious about this celibacy thing. Fez, how do you cope with not getting any?
Fez: I think you know how I cope. When you don't see me, I'm coping.
Quote from Jackie
Bob: Hey, Jackie, I know since you moved in we agreed to give each other messages as soon as possible and in the spirit of that, your mom called last Tuesday.
Jackie: But, what? No, she couldn't call, she's in Mexico. They don't have phones there.
Donna: Uh, yeah, they do.
Jackie: Why would we give them phones?
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: Okay, here. Red. Try this tea. It'll make you feel British. Mum's the word, Governor.
Red: Kitty, this is America. We bomb countries that drink tea.
Kitty: Well, that's because coffee keeps us awake all night, and we wake up in such a bad mood, we have to bomb someone.