Quote from Red in Who are You?
Kitty: Ooh. How's it going, girls? Donna: Not good. We just saw Bob and Pam in a hot tub. Kitty: Bob and Pam are in a hot tub? Red: [enters] Pam's in a hot tub? Kitty: There, you- you did it again and this time you didn't even say, "Bob." Red: Yes, I did. Kitty: No, you didn't. Red: Yes, I did. And you would have heard it, too, if it hadn't been for all that damn tea. You know, I fought a war to keep that crap out of this country and you had to bring it into my house and you call yourself an American. Ha! [slinks off]