Eric Quote #744
Quote from Eric in Baby Don't You Do It
Donna: It's been, like, an hour and my dad is still upstairs talking to your folks. Our pregnancy scare must have really freaked them out.
Eric: Yeah, well, that's because "pregnancy" is one of the scariest words in the English language. Right after "monster" and "broccoli."
Donna: Well, I'm not pregnant. Everything's fine, so I'm sure our parents will calm down soon.
Red: Hey, fornicators, upstairs!
Eric: Oh, God, we're dead. You know what? None of this would have happened if you hadn't insisted on sleeping with me.
Donna: I insisted? You wouldn't give me my wallet back. Look, we're in this together. You were there, too.
Eric: Or was I?
Donna: The Jedi mind trick doesn't work in real life, dink.
Eric: Or does it?
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Quote from Kelso
Kelso: Okay, fine. I was at the Academy when the auditorium burnt down, but it totally wasn't my fault. See, I got there early to practice with my flare gun 'cause I wanted to show Brooke an actual B for a change.
Fez: Okay, so far, 0% your fault.
Kelso: All right, so I accidentally shot off a flare, and it went all... Like, right underneath the bleachers.
Hyde: Well, we've just jumped up to about 60% your fault.
Kelso: Okay, so then I shot off another flare at the first flare 'cause you know what they say. You've got to fight fire with fire.
Jackie: Yeah, this is now, like, 99% your fault.
Kelso: So then I shot off another flare to warn people about the fire. But that one just went right up and on the roof, and that's when I just got the hell out of there.
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: What I don't understand is how you can lie to a pastor in church.
Donna: Well, Mrs. Forman, what about the time you lied to Pastor Dan? You told him your dog ate your bake sale cookies, but you didn't bake them 'cause you were too busy sipping Kahlua and watching that Paul Newman retrospective.
Kitty: I did not lie to Pastor Dan in church. I lied to him at the market, and at the market, he is just a regular man. Now, you two march back to church and tell him the truth. And for your information, Donna, Kahlua is barely a drink. It's like root beer.
Quote from Fez
Fez: Oh, the cousin kiss. The sexiest of all relative kisses. Right above big-breasted aunt and sleepy grandma.
Hyde: Did you just say, "sleepy grandma"? You telling me you kiss your grandma?
Fez: Not my grandma, a grandma. Sick bastard.