Kitty: What I don't understand is how you can lie to a pastor in church.
Donna: Well, Mrs. Forman, what about the time you lied to Pastor Dan? You told him your dog ate your bake sale cookies, but you didn't bake them 'cause you were too busy sipping Kahlua and watching that Paul Newman retrospective.
Kitty: I did not lie to Pastor Dan in church. I lied to him at the market, and at the market, he is just a regular man. Now, you two march back to church and tell him the truth. And for your information, Donna, Kahlua is barely a drink. It's like root beer.

Fez: Oh, the cousin kiss. The sexiest of all relative kisses. Right above big-breasted aunt and sleepy grandma.
Hyde: Did you just say, "sleepy grandma"? You telling me you kiss your grandma?
Fez: Not my grandma, a grandma. Sick bastard.

[circle in Donna's room:]
Donna: I've got to say, I'm excited about marriage counseling. I'm looking forward to hearing from a third party that I'm right about everything. Oh, and I want my marriage to Eric to be magical.
Jackie: I know how you could do that. Marry someone besides Eric.
Hyde: Hey, I'll see you guys later. I got someplace I really need to be.
[circle in the basement:]
Hyde: Hey, guys, sorry I'm late. Had someplace I really needed to be.
Eric: Okay, so get this. I don't want counseling, Donna does. So we're going. I'll tell you, ever since we got engaged, she's been treating me like some kind of child. Oh, where's my toy surprise?
[Kelso is holding a gun when the camera pans around to him]
Eric: [o.s.] Oh, Kelso, watch it with that gun, man.
Kelso: Oh, relax, Eric. It's not a gun, it's a flare gun. Yeah, tomorrow's Flare Day at the Academy, so we're learning how to use these. Besides, they're totally safe. All they do is shoot balls of fire.
Fez: Kelso, I don't think you should be playing with fire when we're all... Never mind.
Hyde: Man, I've got to stop hitting two circles in one day. I could swear I just saw a ball of fire shoot through this room. Zowie!