Kelso Quote #616
Quote from Kelso in A Legal Matter
Officer Kennedy: Cadet Kelso, do you know what the penalty is for breaking into the Academy office?
Kelso: No, sir, Officer Kennedy, sir.
Officer Kennedy: There are none, because nobody's been stupid enough to do it!
Eric: All right, you're first in your class.
Officer Kennedy: Is that a dog training collar around your neck?
Hyde: Oh, you're probably gonna want this. It's the red button.
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‘A Legal Matter’ Quotes
Quote from Fez
Red: Okay, I think that we've been reviewing long enough. Let's see what you've learnt. I'll start you off with an easy one. Where do you live?
Fez: Amedica.
Red: It's pronounced America.
Fez: That's what I said, Amedica.
Red: America.
Fez: Amedica.
Quote from Red
Fez: Okay, what if they ask me about current events? Tell me about Vietnam.
Donna: Okay, so Vietnam was an illegal war, which we lost.
Red: What the hell are you teaching him? You come with me. I'll teach you the real American history. First of all, we didn't lose the war. It was a tie. Besides, they're grateful. They have McDonald's now.
Quote from Red
Red: What was President Dwight D. Eisenhower's greatest achievement?
Fez: He led the Allies to victory in World War II and sent those jackbooted Nazi bastards home to cry in their sauerkraut.
Red: I didn't understand a word you said, but I heard "Nazi bastards", and that's good enough for me.