Officer Kennedy: Cadet Kelso, do you know what the penalty is for breaking into the Academy office?
Kelso: No, sir, Officer Kennedy, sir.
Officer Kennedy: There are none, because nobody's been stupid enough to do it!
Eric: All right, you're first in your class.
Officer Kennedy: Is that a dog training collar around your neck?
Hyde: Oh, you're probably gonna want this. It's the red button.