‘Eric Gets Suspended’
Season 2, Episode 9 - Aired November 30, 1999
Eric gets suspended when he's caught holding Donna's cigarette outside the school. Meanwhile, Hyde and Fez go on a double date, and Kelso and Jackie argue over stuffed animals.
Quote from Jackie
Kelso: Jackie, get in the van!
Jackie: No.
Kelso: All right, fine. I give up! I give up! You can keep your stuffed animals in the van.
Jackie: Do you really mean it?
Kelso: Yeah. But just one.
Jackie: Five.
Kelso: Two.
Jackie: Four.
Kelso: Three.
Jackie: Four.
Kelso: Deal. [laughs] [they kiss] Oh!
Jackie: Five.
Kelso: All right, five.
Jackie: Six.
Kelso: Fine!
Quote from Fez
Fez: So, you have me in your tub. If you are trying to send a sexy message, then message received.
Mary: Well, Fez... I know we made out in my parents' bedroom, and I know we frenched in the pool house, and I know that may seem romantic to some people...
Fez: Tell me something I don't know.
Mary: I have a boyfriend.
Fez: See? That I did not know.
Mary: Fez, I really like you, but he's in college, and we're still faithful.
Fez: I see. You know, there are many ways to remain faithful yet still have fun.
Mary: Really?
Fez: Oh, yes. [removes his swimming trunks] Ah... That's much better.
Quote from Jackie
Jackie: Michael, get in the van.
Kelso: No!
Jackie: Michael, get in the van.
Kelso: No!
Jackie: Get in the van!
Kelso: No.
Jackie: Michael!
Kelso: No.
Jackie: Get in the van.
Kelso: No!
Jackie: Fine. [drives off]
Kelso: [runs] Hey! No, wait! Jackie! Jackie, it's my van! Jackie!