Fez: So, you have me in your tub. If you are trying to send a sexy message, then message received.
Mary: Well, Fez... I know we made out in my parents' bedroom, and I know we frenched in the pool house, and I know that may seem romantic to some people...
Fez: Tell me something I don't know.
Mary: I have a boyfriend.
Fez: See? That I did not know.
Mary: Fez, I really like you, but he's in college, and we're still faithful.
Fez: I see. You know, there are many ways to remain faithful yet still have fun.
Mary: Really?
Fez: Oh, yes. [removes his swimming trunks] Ah... That's much better.