‘Dine and Dash’
Season 3, Episode 13 - Aired January 30, 2001
Kelso takes his friends out for an expensive meal and tries to stick them with the bill. Meanwhile, Bob is upset that Red didn't offer him a job at PriceMart.
Quote from Fez
Fez: Oh, no. I am last. [Caroline enters] Ay, no!
Caroline: I know. You're surprised to see me, right? And upset.
Fez: Yes, many things are upset.
Caroline: Okay, listen. Okay, listen, Fez. About last night, I know you were angry, and you have every right to be. But you know what this was? Our first fight.
Fez: Oh!
Caroline: And it made us a real couple, if you can forgive me.
Fez: Fine. Move away from the door.
Caroline: So we're okay? [Fez groans] Good. Now, let's make up like a real couple.
Fez: [groans] You bastards! [runs out]
Caroline: Hey, Fez! Wait up!
Quote from Eric
Waiter: Okay, I can take the check now. Or whenever. Or now.
Eric: Uh, two more bananas Foster, please.
Donna: Eric, what are you doing?
Eric: I'm stalling. They'll come back. Joke's over, you know?