‘Shots and Salsa’
Season 1, Episode 3 - Aired December 28, 2015
Amy is offended when an employee adopts a stereotypical Mexican accent to try sell a new salsa. Jonah regrets offering a helping hand to the store pharmacist.
Quote from Glenn
Glenn: Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Do I have that?
Man: Wall to wall, brother.
Glenn: Oh, no.
Man: Yeah.
Glenn: Oh, gosh, that's what that is.
Man: It happens to the best of us. There's celebrities that have too much tartar.
Glenn: Okay.
Man: Lionel Richie.
Glenn: No.
Man: Yeah.
Quote from Jonah
Jonah: Anybody who doesn't get a shot today will get one tomorrow.
Woman #1: I can't take another day off of work.
Jonah: Well, ma'am...
Woman #1: And it's not just me, it's for my baby!
Jonah: I'm sorry...
Woman #1: And she's all that I have left of my husband who died in the war fighting for America!
Jonah: Okay, no, well, all right. We'll give you the shot, if you just come around...
Man: Wait, you're gonna give her my shot?
Jonah: Well, sir, it should probably go to the person who needs it the most, don't you think?
Woman #2: Uh, what about me? I teach preschool.
Man: I'm an actor!
Quote from Jonah
Woman #2: This is Eugenics!
Man: Who are you to play God?
Jonah: Okay, again, again, again! To put it into perspective, anybody who doesn't get a vaccine today will just have to take a short car ride to another store, or come back tomorrow.
Woman #1: That's what the Nazis said.
Quote from Amy
Both: Ole!
Amy: Gracias, gracias, we are so happy you liked our dance, but it is also important to remember that Latinos can be doctors, and lawyers, and architects. [silence] Never mind, I'm just playing. You should see the look on your gringo faces. Arriba!
Dina: Uno mas! [hums La Cucaracha]
Amy: No, Carmen, it's not what it looks like. It's for charity!
Both: Ole!
Quote from Jonah
Jonah: Tough day, huh?
Amy: Yeah. I just needed to sit.
Jonah: Mind if I join you?
Amy: Be my guest.
Jonah: I was reading this article about UV rays...
Amy: Shh. [Jonah sighs]