Sandra Quote #160
Quote from Sandra in Toy Drive
Sandra: But since we didn't have a full-length mirror, we just watched ourselves in a big sheet of tinfoil.
Jerry: I felt like a movie star.
Glenn: Okay, again, could we talk about things outside the bedroom?
Sandra: Um, well, I like when Jerry cooks me my favorite meal.
Jerry: Noodles.
Glenn: Well, that's nice.
Sandra: And he does the dishes. Once I walked up behind him, and I said, "I think there's one dish you're forgetting, and it's very dirty."
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‘Toy Drive’ Quotes
Quote from Dina
Dina: You don't even have to give money to make a difference. I donate my hair to chemo patients.
Cheyenne: Don't you have to grow your hair really long?
Dina: No, anytime I get a trim, I just sweep it into an envelope and mail it to the hospital.
Amy: You send them tiny bits of your hair? What do they do with that?
Dina: Whatever they want, Amy. It's their hair now.
Glenn: Aww.
Quote from Cheyenne
Amy: What kind of organization hires a guy like that anyway? I mean, I bet this whole Samaritans thing is just a big scam.
Cheyenne: Yeah, like those charities that send someone a cow in a third world country and then it just ends up taking a bite out of their TV and, like, hogging the shower and stuff.
Jonah: Was that... Are you thinking of a cartoon?
Quote from Garrett
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